Waiters: Inbound Sales / Customer success
Talk to customers all day, eager to satisfy their every craving Chefs: Engineers Perfectionists suffering the idiosyncrasies of customers via waiters Table cleaners: Facilities staff Clean up everyones shit, but get no love Restaurant manager: Product Manager Keeping this bunch together, god knows how Guy on the street shouting & attracting customers: Outbound Sales Make some noise, get peoples attention, get them in Side-note: I’m sure I can map every function in a product team to something in a restaurant. Further mappings are left as an exercise to the reader.